Hello Ms. Lee.

Look at you! I told you that it was convention time at work and you remembered there are giveaways and grabbed a bag. Again with those ever-so-hopeful-gimme eyes. They scream "Don't I deserve stuff too???" No. Can't pull the cute card on me every day my darling. You had a nice bacon breakfast.

The Morgans! I was waving from behind.


Mentioned previously about her WTF face. This is it. "What dat, and how can I get it? The better to chew you with?"

And lastly.......

Assalamu alaikum. She never told us she was planning to convert, but that's ok. May peace with with you too Kylee. Now I have a chocolate Muslim (very much a coincidence), a Russian who's faith I do not know because I do not speak his tongue, a husband who frowns at the whole idea.... and me. What am I. Indeed. I think I'll just be the one who watches it all and glances at my accolades.

-DM