Punishment Served

I gave you a heads up months ago, you won't stop. Nor will I.

You Steal It, You Wear It. You thought I was kidding the first couple of times.

I wasn't.


I have many a bite wound from you resisting this policy, and each was worth it. I think the size and bust line suits you, so don't mope because you were caught.

But mope you do. Quit snatching stuff that isn't yours, I'm WAY too ready to dress you as it is. You are tempting and walking a very fine line my friend. We battle as you grow larger, I'll always win. Don't underestimate your mom to not pile drive you into a costume, or whatever loot you've taken. Other dogs have it worse so don't give me that pity look. You stole!

Sneaky theif. She can't help but want nice stuff.

- DM