Sheep that shouldn't bite

Daddy bought Miss Kylee a toy! Sheep! We all love sheep.

It was immediate tackle fest for the sheep.

Both well have their mouths set on winning rights to the sheep. Kylee appears to have taken illegal drugs in anticipation based on her facial expression.

Simon, finally relented, and said "Fuck it, I've seen way better sheep anyway."

Her prize in tote.... she promptly bit me tonight. So hard that I threw a tandrum on the level I thought neighbors might get involved if anyone in this house DARE talked to her, pet her, or even acknowledge her for at least ten minutes. And I was watching that damned timer. Her mouth shuts on you unexpectantly, and it's not as though I was dangling a limb to chew on, and her jaw locks up ... almost like she's looking to store meat in a storm shelter. You have to pry her off, and no, cursing threats of beatings does nothing ... she thinks we're all talk because basically... we are.

Mr. Morgan carried her in, wearing a only a towel - him not her, and her head was thrown back, her little pink tongue dangling and wiggling in hopes to tell me she was sorry by way of kissey. I accepted and the entire Morgan clan lumbered to the kitchen to see what sort of treats, and lunch and supper could be available.

Still wearing that sweet "I could never do wrong face" Reference -


.... she leapt into the air and bit my cheek. Mr. Morgan saw this and lost it on her with an endless You Suck! We hate you! Pack your shit, you're out! Ok..... he just freaked on her and thundered NO a great many times to make her feel like an asshole for biting Mom twice in one hour, but she'd likely promptly forgot what she'd done to start with.

The face bite upset him and I'm glad. She's a baby, she leaps, she hops and she chews. Face biting is going to get her little ass caged no matter what he says if it continues. I almost laugh because it shocked me so much I began to cry. My eyes watered up and my brain didn't know how to react to being bitten on the face. I know.... huh? I didn't even want to yell. I looked at Simon, and in Russian he said "I saw it, that's bullshit. Let's kill her."

-DM