Klepto Kylee - Week Two

Kylee continues to eat like it will be her last meal, and if had human hands would wave in the second helping dismissively as if we were crazy to think she was close to satisfying her appetite.

Kylee also has become a known theif. I often am found wandering the house with one shoe looking to one of her stockpile areas. She has two that we have discovered, quite by accident. One in the master closet, where we located Dad's pipe, a pack of cigarettes, a lighter (she IS a Morgan after all) a roll of toilet paper and a pile of poops, that were at least consistant in location.

The other was just a back up for poops and socks, and lucky me.... my shoes. Everything in this house in her little brown head, is her stuff.

This is our house right now, dead on:



When not catching her stealing, and she is a talented theif for her age, we are found doing the Jeffrey game:



Kylee is very fond of weighing herself and we have begun one of those wall charts to see how big she is getting. When the idea struck, Mr. Morgan walked up to me and asked.... yes, I'm serious, "Do you know where to find a pencil?"

/beat.

"No. There are no pencils in this house."

The single most stupid question he has ever asked me and it was greeted with an expression of almost entertainment.

Kylee also has discovered that we have cups of drinking water, respectively on our side tables at night. We are often brought from sleep to the sounds of a dog who is clearly dying of thirst and just found the river. She then shares her findings by wiping her accomplishment on our sleeping faces. Not understanding that those shapes of cup can hold things other than water she drank a good deal from my wine cup before before thinking, whoa... not water. And me thinking, WINE THIEF!

So, we've pretty much handled making sure the puppy has every possible vice. My camera should be back up soon, stay tuned for more daily Kylee.

-DM