Garbage Day
When Kylee embraced sleep today, I poked her with a finger often to break it up, since she continues to wake me up all night.
I was quickly found wearing an eye-sleeping mask for comfort from hanta virus. The pile of rat poo was not a pebble here and there, it was a mound of death to me so I fled and got anything that had bleach in it. Seriously, I know I'm a nut but fuck the possibilty of Hanta Virus. I'd rather look a fool than risk it, not counting that I don't care to look a fool but damn! There was a stockpile 3 inches high of poop. So fuck yes, I ran. Returned with a mask, broom, an anything poisonous I could gather.



Before: /embarrassed

If you enlarge the below photo you can see the Kylee Lunge At Simon game in action. Look at the expression on poor Simon's face.
After: /glee!

End of day we moved out more junk than ever should have been in a house. Kylee is now resting and thinking of what she'll eat next. She has a serious liking for cigarretes. She can smoke once she learns to shit outside. Deal?
-DM
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