3 Month Update

Dear Kylee,

You are almost 3 months old.

We measured your brother on the side wall for comparison.
He has no concept of the fact that your growth does not intend to slow down. "She's going to get BIGGER????" (I'm learning Russian).

You have become quite the banker. I catch you with coins in your mouth often and you swear you were bringing them to me. You learned quickly how valuable money is and have set yourself up a little account in the closet.

Today when I came home from one of the worst string of painful days, you pranced down the hall to greet me with a dollar bill in your mouth. I would like to train you to fetch higher amounts, but it was a good score, and you didn't eat it - you simply came to me with it, showing that you had something worth getting. You were very proud and I can't say I wasn't proud too as I slipped it into my pocket for the Kylee Theodore fund.
You are not the easiest animal to snap on film, but you are very pretty and your teething has gotten much better. You've watched me crying for a few days, just a soft cry, but you have been very interested and lick me kindly as if to say "I know about tooth pain Mama." then you lay at my side as if we were stitched together.

(I'm sorry but it creeps me out.... in the background it looks like a woman in a white shirt crouched over)


It's very clear your brother loves you. He plays the role all the time, but follows you just as much as you follow him. Anytime we take you out and you don't see him, you cry.

You've learned to potty outside, the liquid version. You are still working on the second type of what we'd like you to do outside. You ate an entire Taco Bell bean burrito this afternoon and I admit I didn't stop you because I was entertained and on too many medications to do anything but point at you and ask if you wanted mild or hot sauce.

You wanted NOW. So that was that.

The doctor says I can't bathe you more than once a month and I find that punishment. I enjoy bathing you and you don't mind. All day long you "find" items, I could list them but razor blades are up there and enough to give me a heart attack. Where are you finding these things?

Go collect some more money, in one month baby girl I'm ordering your parts be taken out, we need the cash. You are a good girl, and clever, I'm glad we took the collar off your sister and came back to you. Much like your big sister..... you came to us and we inside knew it.

Love,

Mama