Care to know WHY my puppy is moping in garland? Because there is a new addition to the Morgan Holiday Wall. Dogs who want Santa to come have to turn in a daily report card.
The Candy Cane of Judgement started this morning with Nice. Kylee.... sigh Kylee.... don't you understand that Santa KNOWS when you are naughty or nice? You are not a very slick theif.
Demoted. The mope begins.
In two days she has found and eaten all of these. I think she has some underground tunnel system going on, because my shoes are not on the floor. Or.... she's using the Russian to piggy-back and go on a KGB mission. He's easilly influenced.
Part of me wants to say "Nice haul!" Then I realize it's MY haul and want to beat her with each last one them. Should we get a gift card to Payless Shoes and let her go nuts? You hear stories of dogs eating shoes but I've never met a dog more fascinated with the smell of sweaty feet and shabblishly crafted footwear. Is she studying to be a cobbler? Are we somehow missing a hint?Demoted again.
And punished. She likes things on feet, well I like hats and things on my head. That's right, wear your Holiday Headband with shame!
Kylee got a stocking. Want to guess which is hers?
In case it was hard to decide.....
And yes I do fit into Mr. Morgan's stocking, in case anyone was wondering. He lives by the credo that because he's bigger, so should everything else be to accomodate him.Report card two coming soon.
-DM
2 comments:
Kylee looks gorgeous in that garland! Red is her color!
Love the stockings and the cane of judgement!
That's some impressive stealth on their part. Team up and thwart your oppressors! that's what I say, with no offense to you and the mister. I just always gotta vote the underDOG (wa wa waaaaa).
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