Love bug.

I cannot possibly explain how much Mr. Morgan means to Kylee, and she to him. Let the camera speak for itself. She's getting more action than I am!

Those two are wonderful, albiet disheartening for me to see the Russian trying to squeeze into the hug pile. He looks like the kid who lost a bet.

Dont' worry, I give him ample attention and he spends a lot of time in the crook of my legs being pet and groomed. We also have a lot of conversations, that of course do not translate verbally, but do emotionally about why Leedy hasn't come home yet. I don't want to give a dog too much credit, as I am apt to do, but he misses her still a great deal and sometimes gives Kylee the dirtiest look and I recognise it as "You are such an imposter. Get out." Truly, I have caught that look more than once and it is above language barriers. Ever had someone give you a glare that you just knew to walk away from with haste? That's the look on his tiny face.

Ok yeah I was going to crop this photo.... chose not to, only to prove what I always confirm - Mr. Morgan is a fucking pig! He lives on the floor beside our bed. Not to say my table is ok, that's the upper right, but most of that junk is picking up what the dog might find during the night. I take full credit for my tardy laundry pile. I dont do much... why waste the water? I can sniff test just fine! However, this was ONE night of his junk, wouldn't it make sense to take the empty with you to get a new? I gave up a long time ago.

Kylee has been going on hikes the last couple of weekends, and Im' told she does very well and was found "floating" down the river. Lazy brat, I believe it. She has also been found more than once in our pool, just... ya know.... chillin. To immediately be caught and charge onto the bedding with a smile I want to slap off of her. I am still trying to catch her in the act of pool lazing, so keep watching for that.

She also is quite interested in soap and the shower. I sit while I shower, not for being lazy, (ok somewhat) but more so because I like the waterfall effect. Kylee insists the door be opened at least six inches or enough to pry her head inside to begin licking all soap off of the host. This dog is a ghost if I ever saw one. Sure I expect her at the shower door, front door, door door.... and most times you can hear the sound of a giant horse barreling about. Then there are the extremely creepy times when you enter a room, and five seconds later you turn around and there she is - laying down like she'd been there the whole time. Sniper Puppy! I know my eyes aren't the best but this animal just appears as though she has a portal wristband with time warp ability. It is seriously weird, and she mocks my lack of understanding.

More soon.

-DM